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The clueless Pigeons are back at it again, and this time they're at the center of a well-intentioned experiment gone awry! Their quest for intergalactic Wi-Fi coverage has led to planetary mayhem and a glowing dystopic society full of monolithic towers and bickering factions. Against this chaotic scenery, the quirky Pigeons continue their journey onwards, but now their sole mission relies on survival... and a bit of pooping of course.
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The Pigeons of Vortal are a noble race of tech-savvy avians with a propensity for quirky galactic adventures. Despite being socially awkward and having a unique talent for unintentionally insulting others, these galaxy-hopping birds spend most of their time pooing and tagging their Graffiti art throughout the cosmos.
Although historically known to be peaceful creatures, these well-meaning pigeons inadvertently stirred trouble wherever they went. Ironically, due to their high proficiency for warfare, the Pigeons, purely acting in defense and by coincidence, had unwittingly taken over much of the known galaxy.
The year is currently 3036, and a crew of brave Pigeons led by their fearless leader; Larry, are working together to accomplish a joint mission: establishing the first-ever intergalactic Wi-Fi system.
Their reasoning? To expand their Wi-Fi coverage of course. Losing their signal mid-way through their favorite daytime bird drama in deep space tends to really ruffle their feathers!
With existing cellular-based towers erected on all the planets they've conquered, the Pigeons just needed to link them to Soarum, the control tower on their home planet's capital city of Electrum to finish the job. Should be an easy job, right?
However, in true pigeon fashion, their cunning but forgetful leader Larry inputted the wrong number into one of the Amplifier Towers, spelling disaster for the entire plan and for the planet. Instead of connecting all the planetary towers to create the network, the miscalculation inadvertently created a wormhole that warped all the towers from all the other planets, assembling them ALL on Vortal!
The planet is now a mere shadow of its former glory. The Pigeons' highest ruling council, the High Council of Soarum, converged to decide on how to respond. They determined that the best course of action was to send out a call to all the citizens of Vortal to take to the skies and do what pigeons do best: unleash their poop on the towers en masse. After all, what better way was there for the pigeons to display defiance, rebelliousness, and a complete disregard for these new, inanimate inhabitants than to cover them with their irreverent, sticky, and fowl-smelling splatter-style graffiti. Of course, it may not just be the towers that they have to deal with.
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